{"type":"standard","title":"Isata Kanneh-Mason","displaytitle":"Isata Kanneh-Mason","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q100868946","titles":{"canonical":"Isata_Kanneh-Mason","normalized":"Isata Kanneh-Mason","display":"Isata Kanneh-Mason"},"pageid":74331033,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c7/Isata_Kanneh-Mason_at_the_University_of_Vermont_-_October_12th%2C_2024.jpg/320px-Isata_Kanneh-Mason_at_the_University_of_Vermont_-_October_12th%2C_2024.jpg","width":320,"height":394},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/Isata_Kanneh-Mason_at_the_University_of_Vermont_-_October_12th%2C_2024.jpg","width":1531,"height":1885},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283604881","tid":"81941aef-0fd2-11f0-b3c5-1cb70b4b3bad","timestamp":"2025-04-02T14:55:24Z","description":"British pianist, born 1996","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isata_Kanneh-Mason","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isata_Kanneh-Mason?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isata_Kanneh-Mason?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Isata_Kanneh-Mason"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isata_Kanneh-Mason","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Isata_Kanneh-Mason","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isata_Kanneh-Mason?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Isata_Kanneh-Mason"}},"extract":"Isata Kanneh-Mason is a British pianist. She is a frequent collaborator with her brother, cellist Sheku Kanneh-Mason. She has been described as \"one of today's most in-demand classical musicians\".","extract_html":"
Isata Kanneh-Mason is a British pianist. She is a frequent collaborator with her brother, cellist Sheku Kanneh-Mason. She has been described as \"one of today's most in-demand classical musicians\".
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